" Hey there Diana, whats it like in New York City ?"

Diana : Wtf...thats the dumest question I ever heard in my life. Whats it like in new york city ? Hmm let me tell, your awesome, food is great and the rat posion makes it taste oo so much better. We have the cleanest air in the world (HA) and I just love the people......

Ello mates, welcome to another RANT BY RAVYN. Yes I know I'm awesome, just say it. And No Alan I'm not talking about YOUR Diana, even tho she the only Diana in existance dot dot dot. Moving on, hey kids. How life ? Feeling good are we ? Fitting in with the world ? Thats good for you, letting you know you suck. Yes someone had to tell you wtf you dum shit, you suck. Today, I'mma go on the topic of "fitting in", the "cool crowd", or just following "normal" rules. Yes I'mma hit it hard this time. Before I begin I'm letting you know. Few people feel.....offended by my rants, think I should "lay off". Go kill yourself.....seriously. If your offended ? why the fuck are you reading my rants ? If your gonna cry then do us all the favor and drown in your tears. Then maybe I'll write a rant about how stupid you are.
O no we will remmeber this moron in times of saddnes to bring us smiles and happyness.

Dum Dum Dum the heroe has arrived. You notice now adays everyone has something to say to those who stick out. Take me, I love dying my hair I play games and draw and I dress like I walk right out of a Anime. Woop woop I find that awesome. Somehow Im gay >.>. Or a punk, or a fag which people dont relize that a fucking cig >.>. Dumass. How am I all this yet your the dick walking around showing ya ass in pants that can fit your ex girlfriend weight class ( she over 9000, pounds).

Ha Ha Ha, everyone wants you to comform to there way of life. It pisses me off. Comform all I see in that word is cum, of coruse, from where >.> <.<. Seriously why do I have to wear pants below my ass ? Or make up words cause I'm too dum to understand the english langue and say " Ya Mean" after every word. Ya mean ? I'm one person....there is no ya, dumass. I dont give a shit if lepard speedo made Jessica Alba sleep with me, I aint comforming to your ways O dickweed. I am happy being outcast in your world with lesbains, crack head, gay guy, guns, drugs, I'll take the liqour if you dont mind. Gang bang, cheating house wifes, mexicans who cant stand in there damn country, stereotipical hood rats who keep thinking I'm a Duminacan. Seriously.....do I look that stupid to you >.>.

Truth is why, wtf does me having to be your defention of normal have to with you fucking off ? It makes me tighter then a fat chicks skinny jeans, with a shirt 2 size 2 small that sames " I'm Cute" in big pink letters where you can see her tits almost pop out the bottom. Am I even really weird, maybe your the weird one who not smart enough to relize shit...if i smell like shit, look like shit and talk like shit I got to be a big walking piece of shit, --> insert racisum here <--. Pissing me off with ya bright ass cloths, look like a crack head skittle kicked out of the packet. I mean leave me and my nachos eating, game playing, music in the shower singing, drawing ya mother naked, dancing to air, break dancing mix muk blood pokemon first sesson lover you know you all are power ranger big mouth asssssssssssss-set pun intented.....ahh you know what, fuck you, go to school and learn something.

Too damn lazy to be here talking to a dick who probly doesnt even know what vasectame means.

Fuck this Watchmen comes out tonight why am I wasting my time.

Peace ballneckins ^.^